Public Enemy Number 1

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Look at me when I'm talking to you, MAGA
Behold your champion, weak men. You better hope strong women bail you out yet again.
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Billy Townsend
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The "MAGA Fluid" can't avoid choosing a binary civic gender
You're either MAGA or not-MAGA, my fellow GOPers. It's a binary choice; so I can't and won't give you any affirming care.
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Why did Bari Weiss cancel me?
A curious and funny tale of ghosting from the education fringes of the "free speech" grift.
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Gratitude and longing: the promise and burden of Leo Schofield's remarkable manhood
After 35 years of work and waiting, life on parole, without capital, means more work and waiting for the Schofield family. Leo and Chrissie and Ashley…
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Good riddance, Samuel Doolin, J6-adjacent hater of "hippy Jesus"
A good victory for the decent people of Polk County against its anti-social fake MAGA "Christians," who contribute nothing to our daily civic life, and…
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August 2024

Arlington is the temple of American self-respect, dignity, and optimism
Can MAGA Americans summon enough self-respect to take Arlington's side and end their weak, indulgent civil war against the rest of us?
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Billy Townsend
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Ben Sasse does a $1 million dance to that sweet GOP welfare music
Don't begrudge the "disruptor" his swamp full of free Gator money to do nothing. He needs help to fail forward in this mean old world. Time for Kelli…
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The DeScandals and DeFeats are piling up for Florida's George Wallace wannabe
It's hard to keep track of it all; but the DeSantis marriage's dreams of dynasty are collapsing in black comedy and pretty hilarious taunts from the…
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Butthurt Pedicini Elections Supervisor fires four key employees because he can't take an L like a man
Incompetent DeSantis appointee and Pedicini client James Satcher, completely rejected by the Manatee public, aims to sabotage the general election out…
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DeSantis and Pedicini take a beating; Canady's speakership is probably in jeopardy
Who were Florida's biggest losers in what was a sneakily important primary election for the future of our state? A lot of people who deserved to lose…
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Gow Fields can't be trusted with power over Polk's property values and taxes
A man who compares basic government oversight to the murder of George Floyd has terrible personal judgment and is likely to abuse his governing…
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New College's Richard Corcoran is a much better grifter than UF's Ben Sasse
Ron DeSantis promises to "investigate" his UF henhouse. Look to the many lives of Corcoran to see how that's gonna go.
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