Public Enemy Number 1

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LOL, Craig Foster: I'm flattered, although I have no idea who you are
The dumbest mystery in Polk County may be solved. A quintessential MAGA man, picking on a woman who is not a public figure, may have revealed himself…
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The time of living selfishly
MAGAs (they're all MAGAs now) had the far better side of the American civic/social contract they just killed. It ran on the unselfishness and sacrifice…
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At least we can all laugh at the loser Anthony Pedicini (and Jennifer Canady)
On the second Night of Trump, how do you lose (by 6 points) in 59 percent Trump-voting Jefferson County to a Democrat, even one as awesome as Allison…
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This is a farce, part 2: we lib "wolverines" did our duty honorably
Our "friends and neighbors" put us through this for reasons they cannot explain. So don't debate them; they'll just lie to you. Whatever happens is on…
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This is a farce, part 1
Imagine destroying relationships, tearing your communities apart, shredding your personal dignity, and replacing your Lord and Savior with this ...
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Grady Judd's office *still* belligerently disbelieves heroic rape/incest survivor who did Grady's job for him
Sheriff's Office spokesman slandered as "half truths" Taylor Cadle's story of incest rape; her wrongful prosecution for reporting it, and her documented…
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When reporting rape/incest to Grady Judd is a crime ...
We all need the extraordinary courage of Taylor Cadle. Grady could use *any* courage, at all. If he was a "lib," Ron DeSantis would remove him from…
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October 2024

Happy Halloween from the MAGA Fluid!
A dramatic monologue of lamentation.
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Jennifer Canady is the deadbeat mother of 6-week forced birth *and* Amendment 4
Amendment 4 is the only way to immediately begin reversing the disaster for "life" that 6-week forced birth has caused. Canady gave us no other options…
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The silent MAGA Fluids may end Trump; but that's not enough to end our civic war.
If a political force tried to have my friend lynched and then viciously attacked my family for power, I would publicly oppose that force. But I'm a lib…
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Why is Rep. Melony Bell running for Polk Supervisor of Elections? An experiment in entitlement
The answer is obvious: she's a Barnett/Publix in-law and a GOPer; so she assumes she's owed this public paycheck -- even with a record of demanding…
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Florida's own data shows it's lying about forced birth exceptions - and much more
"Health of the mother" abortions down 36% in 2024. Rape exceptions don't really exist. Legal "born alive" abortions *doubled* post-Roe. And is DeSantis…
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