Bonesaw Jesus attacks Jennifer Canady over 6-week forced birth
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Bonesaw Jesus attacks Jennifer Canady over 6-week forced birth
No wonder she's hiding from her "terrible thing and terrible mistake." Trump can bring a lot more force than flying bouncy panties to bear on the people who love Ron DeSantis and his campaign.
Donald Trump is a 77-year-old, gross, inarticulate rapist who fantasizes about turning America into some hybrid of Russia, Saudi Arabia, and North Korea so the bonesaw cool kids will come over to his house for a slumber party.
Trump sicced a giant feral lynch mob on American representative government — and the police who fought and died to protect it — because he wanted to steal a presidential election that wasn’t even very close. He is the worst person, by far, that Americans have ever chosen to give presidential power.
And even that comprehensively terrible person is viscerally repulsed by how Rep. Jennifer Canady, R-Nepotism gazes lovingly at Ron DeSantis as he signs a law imposing 6-week forced birth without any workable exceptions.
Bonesaw Jesus says your 6-week forced birth law is “a terrible thing and a terrible mistake,” Jennifer and Charles
This is a funny, funny exchange from Meet the Press. See screen shot below. It’s far more than just slapping down DeSantis (yet again) and the Canady marriage dictatorship. This is Trump fully endorsing Roe and the 2024 referendum to restore its full protections in Florida.
Yeah, Trumpers, what Bonesaw Jesus is touting there … that’s called Roe.
LOL.
Take a good look, Trumpers. Your Bonesaw Jesus has spoken; and he’s against forced birth and these people
Thus, Trump wants you, Trumpers, to back the 2024 referendum and the return of Roe protections. Obey him.
You are best at being obedient. That’s what people who crave bone saw dictators, rather than self-government, do. They obey their bone saw dictators. So follow your instincts on this one. Obey.
I give you my permission.
And one of you should primary Jennifer Canady based on her insufficient fealty to Bonesaw Jesus.
Good luck in the groveling to come, Canadys
The funniest thing about all this: I’d lay even money that the Canady marriage eventually has pro-referendum campaign signs in its yards.
If Jennifer still wants to be Florida House speaker in the distant future, she will definitely need to grovel humiliatingly to Bonesaw Jesus soon. Because of her oath to her employer, Lakeland Christian School, you will know she’s speaking with Charles’ permission.
It’ll go something like this:
Please forgive me, Bonesaw Jesus, for saving the babies in the way you said you wanted us to, but didn’t really, because it’s terrible politics. (Who cares about the babies and actual brutalized women?) We’re so sorry we couldn’t read your addled mind and that we thought Ron might be your dreamy successor. Please forgive us, Dear Bonesaw Jesus. Tell us what to do and think so we don’t displease you again. I mean, this is exactly why I lied through my teeth when Billy asked if I was going to stop at 15-week forced birth when I was campaigning.
The Canady and forced birth compendium
Here are a few links to articles that provide serious context on why this is all so darkly hilarious.
Bonesaw Jesus attacks Jennifer Canady over 6-week forced birth
Maybe Bonespurs Jesus.