Can one be "Village Idiot" *and* "Public Enemy Number 1"?

Thanks, whoever you are, for making me the first guy *not* running for office ever attacked by a Dad joke on a political sign. But as Cal Naughton Jr. once said, I'm a little confused by your tactics.

I’m not one to suborn petty theft. However, if this bit of comedic artistry seen Tuesday night at Church and Floral in Bartow …

… were to mysteriously show up on my porch tomorrow so that I may possess it and love it forever, my mysterious criminal benefactor could count on a beer or two of his or her choice on me.

No, I don’t have the foggiest; but I encourage irresponsible speculation in the strongest possible terms. Feel free to play doofus bingo in the comments.