CCDF wants an enemies list of Polk businesses, teachers, and citizens. Please put me at the top.

The CCDF's slate of School Board candidates is using a CCDF-approved convicted criminal fraud from Texas to run their campaigns. We should all demand a spot on their enemies list.

The so-called County Citizens Defending Freedom’s (CCDF) slate of Polk School Board candidates — Jill Sessions, Rick Nolte, and Terry Clark — is using the paid political advice of a Texas-based criminal who defrauded veterans and people with special needs of $300,000. Full story here and here.

As their shared “political consultant,” James Dunn is trying to help the criminal slate campaign to get close to your children and your tax money. That’s the how the CCDF, or the “Criminal Coddlers Defending Fraud,” as I call them, conceive of “freedom.”

If you disagree with this CCDF idea of freedom, they’re planning to put you on a public enemies list. Really, they are.

Specifically, they’re putting together a “list of which Polk County businesses, teachers, and professors are in support of our freedoms, and which ones aren’t (coming soon).” See this “training” flier:

Note, my dear Republicans, that this an attack on business even more than it is on teachers. Business comes first in the CCDF sequence of enemies.

Are you, Polk business owners, prepared to jump when the “anus and bladder” people and Steve Maxwell and Hannah Book Bannah and Sarah Calamunci stop by your pool shop or bakery to inspect you — demand you endorse their slate of candidates run by a criminal? Or denounce your child for whatever defect they choose to see?

Anyway, any business that makes this CCDF enemy list would go immediately to the top of my consumer rolodex.

This fascist farce calls for equal parts confrontation and ridicule

It’s important to recognize that the CCDF, the criminal slate, and hangers-on are simultaneously a menacing threat to our social fabric/public order — and a ridiculous, bumbling joke.

Treat them as both. Jokes can be threats that we need to neutralize as a community.

You can see the joke part on display right here.

They’re already equivocating and weaseling about the enemies list because a few people found out and pushed back hard online.

CCDFers crumble against serious confrontation because they’re weak and desperate for approval. See the content below:

“Confusion.” LOL.

Doofuses, you wrote clearly: “list of which Polk County businesses, teachers, and professors are in support of our freedoms, and which ones aren’t (coming soon).”

What part is confusing? Be adult enough to own it.

Would-be dictators that bend the knee to on-line criticisms are weak would-be dictators. Fascism that bends the knee to normal people is weak fascism. So let’s keep confronting and mocking them in equal measure and revealing them as weak.

Boycott the CCDF’s forum until it renounces support for the criminal slate’s criminal

School board candidates who are not part of the criminal slate are beginning to boycott the Criminal Coddlers forum Thursday night — because, you know, the CCDF likes having a criminal run its candidates.

This is good.

Indeed, no candidate should attend this forum until the CCDF:

1. Details exactly how its candidates came to hire James Dunn, their criminal campaign manager help them get close to our children and tax money.

2. Renounces him publicly, directs the criminal slate to banish him from Polk County, and then apologizes to the community.

I’ll be waiting for that with a grin — as well as for my personal installment at the top of the enemies list.

After all, as Public Enemy Number 1, I will not stand for anybody else having the top spot. You’ll have to fight me for it, normal teachers and businesspeople.