Happy Halloween from "FrankenSantis"

The only unnatural life form ever vanquished so easily by its creator.

Fashioned from the grifter lightning of the Modern TrumpMetheus, behold:

The creature!!!

A closer look, if you dare

1. Pudding fingers

2. Creepy inappropriate grin

3. Imagine silly, large-heeled boots (which were too expensive for me to order)

4. Richard Corcoran mind-control device

It’s awoke!! But really, it’s dead.

Happy Halloween, everyone, which is sort of like Christmas in Public Enemy Number 1-land. Here is a multi-year retrospective of the costumes of Halloweens past, starting with last year’s. It makes for a fascinating trip back through the annals of local and state recent history.